Note: Reminiscent of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire" except more visceral...
Sunday School
Son of Sam
Rose Marie sodomized by Maury Hamster Cram
Brady Bunch
Miller Lite
Sy Sperling's hair club for hermaphrodites
CIA
KGB
Epilady Orgy with the Kennedys
Tammy Faye
Billy Graham
PTL's LSD Candygram
Trojan Man
Senior Proms
Double Dongs and KY Gel for Soccer moms
Bettie Page
Crazy Glue
Bitter Christians Clinging to their guns and churches, too!
Crystal Meth
Trader Joes
Cindy Sheehan finger-bangs Jeanine Garofolo
Sallie Mae
Citibank
Olberman teabagging Barney Frank
Dairy Queen
Johnny Wad
Hugo Chavez reach-around for Ahmadinejad
Reverend Wright
William Ayers
Barrack Hussein Obama wearing Hitler's underwear
Monopoly and Risk and Clue
The USA and Mountain Dew
Daniel Pearl, Doctor Phil
Barry Bonds and Mr. Bill
Gay marriage, border wars
Sherriff Joe and Al Gore
Coulter, Limbaugh, Savage,
Drudge, Camille Paglia
Melissa Scott, Barbie Bridges
Quick trip, Cheetos, Dixie bitches
Red Bull, the Jersey girls
Waterboarding tilt-a-whirl
Fairness doctrine, baby mama
Gun control, the Dalai Lama
Colon Powell Uncle Tom
Yellow Cake Dirty Bomb
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